jackalope
among the rarest of a hunter’s trophies is the timid jackelope. the nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.
to lure a fine, 4-point jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.
a hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope…
look, a horned rabbit…
no you moron, thats a jackalope…
a cute busboy at a local restaurant (jack astor’s). originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.
does that shirt say “i’m a jackalope”?
no, it says “i’m jackalicious”, but i could go for that jackalope!!
a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado
sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!
friend: yeah you dumb -ss! those antlers are glued on
an attractive, unexperienced female skier or snowboarder on the bunny hill. its in reference to the mythological jackalope (a bunny with a nice rack)
i scoped a wounded jackalope on the way up the lift. she has a rented board and she’s been sitting on her nice -ss for twenty minutes.
someone who is acting without common sense, a dumb person.
what a jackalope! he’s h-tting on matt’s girl right in front of matt. and matt is huge!
adolescent who is always jumping about and behaving with no rhyme or reason. mouth is moving, but brain is not engaged.
sometimes exhibits uncontrollable or restless hand and foot syndrome.
the teacher was trying to maintain a disciplined and learning cl-ss atmosphere. it became necessary to move all the jackalopes to the front row, where she could keep a careful eye on them.
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