jackapp
an iphone jack-ss who knows “there’s an app for that” with an inversely proportionate loss of critical life skills.
joe: omg! my fingers! i cut my fingers off!
jack-ss: huh?! i’ll check the apps!
joe: don’t be a jackapp… call an ambulllllll… lllosing blooooo…
jack-ss: hey… hey, wake up…. omg, what do i do? come on, apps, tell me what to do… oh no, no app! omg omg omg
(jackapp ironically forgets the magical texting app-device is actually a telephone, as joe lie dying on the floor)
ain’t cell-phone -ssholes great?
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