Jackassident
when a jack-ss does something that causes bodily harm to another a jack-ss the result is a jack-ssident, or unplanned jack-ssery.
when your in you shop sharpening your knife that is -ssisted opening and some asks, “have you ever opened this on someone else?”, and the other person says, “no”, and sticks out his leg. then the man holding the knife trys it and cuts the persons leg, thus you have a jack-ssident.
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