jacket on door knob
unlike a sock on a door kn-b, a jacket on a door kn-b indicates a large ceromonial gathering of woodland elves simultaneously holding hands and masturbating. if you happen across a jacket on a doorkn-b, just ignore it and walk away. if you tell anyone what you saw you and your ancestors will be cursed with terrible floppy curly afro hair for many generations.
bro 1: bro did you see that jacket on door kn-b back there???
bro 3: oh now you’ve done it
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