one of many euphemisms for “masturbation” (e.g. slappin’ the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and rosie palmer and her five sisters doing the four knuckle shuffle.
frank will be a little bit late. he’s still back at his house jackin’ the beanstalk.
when one inserts both t-st-cl-s into a woman’s v-g-n- whilst vigorously jackin’ off on her abdomen, hence the name.
just like jack and his beanstalk, last night i carefully planted my two seeds and was jackin’ the beanstalk all over mary.
pretty self explanatory. an act of jerkin it, or tuggin the b-gg-r. otherwise known as masturbation.
jon: “yo, did you do your english -ssignment last night?”
me: nah man, i was preocupied jackin the beanstalk.
jon: you been jackin the beanstalk again?!
me: 3 times a day bro.
a big f-gg-t who likes sucking d-ck jacks-xual likes to suck a big d-cks
someone who is unbeliveably intelligent, smart, beautiful, and really awesome. an opposite of jasam. jasam once again got owned by jackkiller…
1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be s-xually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation. 2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to -rg-sm; a fake v-g-n- 1.) “i was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white […]
h-m-s-xual male lover, during s-x usually the one receiving the beef injection uh, frankie is luke’s new jailfave, i saw them having b-tts-x in the janitors closet.
very low quality weed, lame situations “man, this is some shmudi i don’t feel high at all. did you get it from hudi?”, “your dog ran away? that is shmudi.” “dirt, garbage,schwag”