Jackmump
a combination of the words “jack-ss”, “muppet” and “gimp”, used as an insult. created when one man thought that the three seperate insults did not do enough damage by themselves.
“hey, i just managed to get a fork stuck in the toaster…”
“g-ddamit you’re a jackmump…”
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past tense of the word “jack knife”. which is when an 18-wheeler cab turns to a 90 degree angle from its trailer. “that truck totally just jacknaff!”
- drinkcessorize
to use a beverage as an accessory to one’s outfit. usually a beverage from mcdonald’s yo check out angela, she’s totally drinkcessorizing today. or yikes beth, you’re looking kinda frumpy. you may want to drinkcessorize.
- Drinking a pink drink
alpha male (with extreme level of testosterone) who can sit at a bar, order a pink concoction and still be the man-crush of every football viewing male around. dude, that guy over there… sitting between brett favre and peyton manning…f-35 pilot… drinking a pink drink.
- Pulling a Lorne
“pulling a lorne” is when you do not show up to work for days on end, you continue to get paid your wages, and there are no negative consequences to your actions. he was pulling a lorne last week and played video games all day at home. sweet!
- pulling a miriam
when you make plans in advance and then cancel last minute. roni: hey you ready for the hookah bar? mike: nah i can’t come man i gotta do something roni: why you pulling a miriam?