Jackoffphilia
1. the continuing habit of jerking/jacking off until you have 1 sperm left that you will save for when you are stranded in the middle of the ocean (for protein).
2. professionalism in masturbating, using professional tools or just a karate technique.
– “jack is such a j-ck-ffphile, my uncle works in facebook and he says jack has my timeline as his homepage” – emily
– a man entered an italian deli and ordered spaghetti and meatb-lls, as the waiter left, he began to scuff the meatb-lls and widdle the spaghetti, he is later diagnosed with level 5 j-ck-ffphilia and had to seek medication.
– “you should try to surprise yourself every now and then, try taking cl-sses, i know some good j-ck-ffphilics that would love to help!”
#ted #ted 2 #masturbating #w-nk #jerk #j-ck-ffphobia #j-ck-ffphobes #meme #protein
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