Jackporn
the one p-rn clip which is of sufficiently high quality and meets ones needs to both commence and finish masturbating in a single stroking session, despite it being the only clip viewed in this particular sitting.
this is an exclusive event and cannot be repeated with the same clip.
i was nearly late for work today,
luckily i hit the jackp-rn this morning which saved me a lot of time.
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you choke your chicken for so long that s-m-n will no longer secrete from the tip of your p-n-s. nina choked clarence’s chicken for so long that she did indeed chug it dry.
- dull glob
someone who is, quite litterially, a dull glob of sh-t and lies “hmm he’s hot, i wonder what he’s like”? “o him? he’s just a dull glob.”
- Quayed
n.// the act of one or multiple men (or tranny if ya wanna technical) -j-c-l-t-ng on a single female. guy 1- yo you bag yesterday? guy 2- yeah son, i quayed all over he face. guy 3- d-mn n-gg- you do that sh-t? syn// bukkake
- cullening
the invocation of an autonomic s-xual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker. bro 1: dude, did you check out that piece in seventeen magazine? the twilight expose? bro 2: yo that sh-t was like mad cullening! i had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist’s to keep my dignity.
- scronetic
the resulting energy force created when two male’s scr-t-ms collide during a threesome. man, my b-lls are sore from all that scronetic activity with mandy last night.