Jackstrawed


a lethargic,lazy condition brought on by eating too much jack straw’s pizza. often occurs in an office or cl-ssroom setting.
“john was found jackstrawed and snoring in his office after enjoying a large lunch at jack straw’s pizza in wheaton illinois.”

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