Jackus-Tovis


a recently discovered creature with a very large beak, it is a short haired mammal and is reported to look similar to a small monkey crossed with a large duck. the jackus-tovis is thought to have no reproductive organs, such as a p-n-s and v-g-n-. because of this very few exist, unfortunatly they are treated as monsters and have been ridiculed for these reasons.
some reports claim that the jackus-tovis will sometimes release a foul gas as a self-defence when threatened.
“my word! it’s a jackus-tovis!”

“mommy, what’s that ugly jackus-tovis?”

“haha, your visage resembles a jackus-tovis!”

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