jackwipe
combination of “jack-ss” and “-sswipe.” usable as a refreshing alternative to jackhole.
“quit hoggin’ the nachos, jackwipe!”
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derogatory term of -ssignment – refers to the leftover sock or other item used for masturbation cleanup.
back of the line jack wipe!
noun. a stupid, mean, contemptible, or detestable person.
man, that guy that cut you off, he’s such a jackwipe.
the cross between a jack-ss, and an -sswipe, hince the name, jack wipe.
you jack wipe, leave me alone!
a box of kleenex that sits by your computer desk/nightstand, and it runs out within days. even when you don’t have a cold.
d-mnit to h-ll, i’m out of jackwipe. i guess my sock will do.
someone you hate with such a p-ssion that you’d be happy to wipe yours or someone else’s (stinky) and (p–py) -ss with.
d-mn tom you’re such a r-t-rd, way to be a jack- wipe.
1) the receptacle of your j-ck-ff fluids, such as t-shirt, sock, or a ‘puffs-plus-lotion’.
2) a guy or girl so devoid of cl-ss and character as to be only useful for wiping your j-ck-ff onto like a babywipe.
1) when they were finished watching each other, angie said to brad, “hey, reach under the couch and grab me a sock. i need a jackwipe.”
2) “bill showed up at hilary’s party friday night–with a date!””then they’re both a couple of jackwipes!” — or — “old mrs. paul got her purse back from the guy and then stabbed him with her fishstick” “good! that jackwipe deserved it!!”
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