Jacob Eaton
the queerest of queers. one guy that you don’t wanna meet. he brings your iq down 20 points just from being around him. you meet him once and you are forever r-t-rded. he’s like medusa, look him in the eyes and you are done for.
“i’m having such a great day, i hope nothing terrible happens to me…”
“f-ck i just saw jacob eaton”
-dies-
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