a raptor neck, rarely seen outdoors. spends days playing call of duty and sucking major d-ck. if seen be extremely careful for his radiant pale white skin might cause severe eye injury. also beware of his tiny d-ck, it gets used a lot and very effective but its not what is seems. this d-ck has never met the hand of a woman but only the grasp of his own two hands. lastly but not least beware of crusty socks!! his room is filled with those c-m filled jollys.
the jacob januzys was seen beating off and sucky d-ck shaped lollipop in his own friends shower.
- hillbilly circ*mcision
when a hillbilly boy/man is getting a bl-w j-b from his sister/cousin you kick her in the jaw taking of foreskin and some of the p-n-s, it all depends how deep his p-n-s is down her through. i heard jill’s boyfriend walked in on jack and jill when they were having s-x. he he kicked […]
- purple devil
the head of a p-n-s also commonly reffered to as the b-ll-nd. person1: hey how far did you two get last night person2: well i licked his purple devil a magical being. the purple devil is a beautiful creature from many different sides of mexico. the purple devil has the ability to make you very […]
cl-un-ket pieces of p–p stuck in your b-m hairs. very common in dogs urgh i’ve got a clunkett oh man i’ve got to have a bath these clunketts are killing me cling-on don’t put the dog on me it’s got clunketts
it is how the british/australians say f-ck. vact you -rs-hole! i’ll bash yer fokin ead in!!
severe to moderate diarrhea, usually very painful, brought on by the excessive ingestion of frito-lay’s flamin’ hot cheetos brand of puffed cornmeal snacks. symptoms are similar to generalized diarrhea, however sufferers have reported a distinct rectal pain -ssociated with known instances of cheetorrhea, which has led some to cl-ssify it as its own unique cl-ss […]