jacob muse
the act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of f-cking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a b-tch
sam: yo how did it go with liz last night!?
jacob: we didn’t do anything man i was too nervous and was shaking badly
sam: dude you pulled a jacob muse!
liz: “do you wanna join my cats and watch him f-ck me?”
sam: “nah man it won’t happen, he’s going to pull a jacob muse”
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