Jacob Parkins
the most amazing guy one could ever meet. his beautiful personality makes every ones day. he’s the most p-ssionate lover a girl could ever have. the way he talks to you makes you melt inside, and his handsome looks make you want to hold him forever. he is very cautious of who he chooses as his lover, he picks wisely. small amount of people hate him, but in my thoughts, i think they’re all jealous.
girl #1: last night.. jacob parkins asked me out. i was completely speechless, but now, we’re together. a very happy couple!
girl #2: oh my god, you’re so lucky. he must really like you, he chooses wisely. x3
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