jacob preston
stuck up rich kid that sucks at baseball and didn’t play much at the football games in 2017. he likes to trick girls into thinking that he wants a long lasting relationship with them but then he smashes and p-sses and goes back to his red head ex. it’s quite tragic
yooooo that kid is such a jacob preston
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