jacob saldivar
a man of little to no life worth. a jacob saldivar has an extremely small, and in some cases, an inverted p-n-s. more often than not, a jacob saldivar is very h-m-s-xual. he is also known for having s-x with animals, and even his own pets. he will try and disprove his superior, a john gill, but ultimately fail in every attempt. he looks very similar to an ancient turtle called master oogway.
“i thought i was watching national geographic but instead it was a jacob saldivar raping a turtle!”
“i saw jacob saldivar in a movie yesterday. it was kung fu panda!”
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