jacob sartorious
a little f-ckboy that photoshops his eyebrows in his alb-m cover
wow, that kids eyebrows are so jacob sartorious
a type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the internet. jacob wears an acorn or some sh-t in his pants to look like he has a d-ck. he is widely known as the ‘f-ckboy master’. other names for him include the following;
jacob scl-torous,
jacob saggyt-ts,
and jacob stegosaurus.
person 1: “oh my god dude! ‘hoodie’ by a piece of trash is my fav song!”
person 2: “wow! a piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!”
person 3: “guys don’t you mean jacob sartorious??”
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