jacob shartorious


ok, so, you know that little f-ckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he sh-t himself lip syncing.
jacob- “hey guys !”
jacobs’ friend “dafuq is up shartorious?”
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.

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