Jacob Spangler
a jewish autist who has no sense of self control whatsoever. he’s tall, awkward, gross, and has mad turrets yo. this t-tillating young physicist spends his free time walking with bison, having s-x with mag e balzekas, jacking off, eating out annie fishbein, and hanging out with his fellow autists from yam suf. hes got a big -ss nose and is sick 24/7. don’t smoke with him because you will get a sinus infection.
jew 1: “hey, it’s jacob spangler!”
jew 2:”gross, i think i’m going to go kill myself now”
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ethan: “whats something jacob spangler would say?”
ari:”okachakaokachaka i had s-x with mag e balzekas at a model un convention and my b-lls are really sweaty and red”
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zach brown: “jacob, are you free today?”
evan friedman: “yeah, i want to put a firework in your -sshole and light it”
owen: “i’m a f-cking ginger”
jacob spangler: “yeah, once i get home from the fermitavia laboratory in f-cking batavia illinois”
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jacob: “eli, where have you been?”
eli: “with your mom”
jacob: “jokes on you, my mom’s fat!”
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