jacob wickett
commonly known as “mouth breather”, every breath he takes sounds like hes gonna bite the dust. believed to resemble the appearence of freddy krueger as he constantly picks at acne on his face. his body has been noted by eye witnesses to be pale and covered in either moles, acne or both. it is also rumored that his behavior is similar to that of a stalker and has even been speculated a pedaphile. his recent activities have been known to include putting cameras in the womens restroom stalls, there seems to be a spike in these activities right after a school fundraiser at chipoltle. if spotted please contact 7025099053
i think i just saw a wild jacob wickett run from the girls bathroom with a bl–dy tampon in his mouth!
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