jacqui

a girl who doesnt have much self respect, but she cant help it. she has great!!!!! and i meen ggrreeaaatt b–bs! n an awesome -ss! shes very very cuddly,n she smells good! if your name is jacqui, you are f-cking awesome!!!
hey shes hott, oh you meen jacqui? yea!!
pr-nunciation: ‘ja-kē’
function: noun, pr-noun, adjective, verb, adverb, conjunction, preposition, it is multi-faceted
etymology: originates from deep interior of colorful puerto rican rainforests; originally from “jacqueline” (best pr-nounced when said by the original j)
date: jacqui-ing since 1990
plural: there is no plural
variants: wacky, wackamama, nena, mijita, lady jacqui, gracey, crazy mama, j, mich-lle
: to have a wacky outlook on life, full of color. gives life to its surroundings, (if lucky enough to be part of them). talkative due to extensive bank of experiences, may be pr-ne to extended periods of laughter/sillyness. yes, all of these seemingly unrelated definitions are contained within this word, such is the nature of this ent-ty.
individual a: i need to go to lab today, it’s sat-rday, but i have to work on some stuff
individual b: just make sure to pull a jacqui: work hard on it but make sure you have some fun (and bake some pretty crazy ingredients)
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individual a: we had a great time out last night, hung out with chill people, had good drinks, laughed a lot, felt pretty good..
individual b: it’s obvious your night was pretty jacqui
the most gorgeous girl in the whole world, she is beautiful inside and out. the best friend anyone could ever have. normally twins with someone called avery. always says shibby, and gives people low fives, and getting revenge on creeps with rapevans.
“wow shes the best friend ever”(one person)”is her name jacqui” (other)

“shibbby” “dayum she must be a jacqui”
a girl who always sings loudly in stores, its so embarr-ssing
jacqui: lalalalal
me: jacqui stop singing so loudly, its embarr-ssing
a hott girl who is most likely a bojangle.
whoa, look at that jacqui over there across the street. i’d tap that.
an awesome breed of female, usually surrounded by a bunch of creepers and pervs she calls friends. she has great b–bs (and i mean great) and a fun sense of humor. can usually be found laughing and beating someone’s b-tt at gin rummy.
why is that poor girl surrounded by pervs?…oh her? she’s a jacqui, that’s why.
1) a tribe of eskimo from the canadia region. they spend most of their time getting buff by fighting polar bears, eating meese and walruses, and building igloos. when confronted with a problem, this peculiar eskimo will b-tch excessively, argue, then make the other person/animal feel bad. a jacqui’s worst fear is getting beaten with a bat.

2) a powdery, italian desert made from whipped egg whites and powdered sugar. extremely difficult to bake, because they deflate easily. commonly known as a meringue
if a jacqui (eskimo) were to eat a jacqui (desert), you’d have a cannibalistic jacqui.

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