Jade Day


a national holiday celebrated throughout the world where people tend to throw around cheese. a big cheese blimp fills the air and everyone jumps up and down in excitement. many people even pee their pants. especially if they have bladder problems.
lets go celebrate jade day!

oh…..i have a bladder problem so that might not be a good idea. 🙁

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