Jade Dragon
a s-xual position in which, when having s-x with a partner doggystyle, you jackhammer the receiver so hard her head breaks a window, lamp, or other breakable object.
“i was having s-x with my boyfriend and he gave me a jade dragon. he’s coming over to fix my window tomorrow.”
1. a (borderline-)r-t-rded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a m-ssive -sshole
3. someone with an extremely small p-n-s
4. a grown man with the mind and p-n-s of a small child
5. sh-t, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes sh-t or feces bearable
“what’s your problem? all you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny b-tch. you’re a real jade dragon.”
“hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they’re not jade dragon small.”
“i accidentally stepped in dog cr-p earlier today. my new shoes were covered in jade dragon.”
1. a very painful form of diarrhea, called jade because it is green in color
2. very unpleasant, pain, smelly diarrhea or feces, usually green or at the very least an odd shade of feces
3. a revolting bowl movement in general
4. painful feces one acquires after eating bad foreign food
“let’s never eat in that one chinese restaurant again. i got home and covered the inside of my toilet with jade dragon.”
cr-p diarrhea sh-t jade dragon
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