Jade Goody
a horrific abomination of a human being. became famous for being as thick as, and uglier than, pigsh-t after appearing on big brother. has now bred. unfortunately this means that her genes will continue to pollute our fragile and precious genepool until her and all within 3 family steps of her can be eradicated.
“sh-t man, jade goody has had a baby. that means another of her chav-sc-m kind is breathing my f-cking oxygen. when will it ever end!!!?”
a female that deserves a pat on the back for achieving so much publicity for doing so little.
displayed impressive amounts of r-t-rd-ness in the big brother house, by using lard as sun screen.
later married a cretin (jeff brazier, who shares equal intelligence) and had a kid
continues to appear in celebrity magazines, claiming various things.
released her own full priced perfume called ‘shhh’ – later seen being sold for 3 pounds.
no matter how hard she tries, jade will always resemble a pig
appears to be completely harmless, quite likable and without any special self-goal, she is still a complete waste of sp-ce.
she is nowhere near as self-publising as the wh-r- ‘kerry katona’
after 20 years of drug abuse, including acid, methamphetamine, heroin and qualudes, the patient nearly matched the iq levels of jade goody.
a “celebrity” who was on big brother. apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. terminal cancer. as of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.
jade goody will die any day now.
a nasty, racist, ignorant sh-ll of a human being, famous for being incredibly stupid, whom everyone decided was fantastic once she got cancer.
jade goody is dead, lol.
a frog-mouthed r-t-rd who appeared on big brother and not long after decided to appear on celebrity big brother and make it look as if anyone can be racist.
you: holy sh-t! there’s this egg shaped thing in a box!!
me: lool it’s jade goody!
dead. a misunderstood soul
goodnight sweet prince
1981-2009
oh no jade goody died of cancer
someone who has been taken advantage of by the media and labelled a racist when she clearly is not one. a victim of criticism and unjustified bad treatment.
“don’t blow it out of proportion like what happened to jade goody”
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