Jaded Mercenary

1) handle for maine east’s jonny volpert

2) a term used to describe one who hsa become jaded by life, love, the world around them, and the people they -ssociate with. so much so that they have set out to stomp on any relationship that a friend of theirs is getting involved in.
1)yeah, i started my thief this morning, but jaded mercenary tanked me up to an -ss-ssin.

girl: i thought i was in love wiht you but then…
guy: then what?
girl: then jonny made me realize i wasn ::walks away::
guy: d-mnit jonny, you f-ck-ng jaded mercenary

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