Jaeden
the most bad-ss f-cker alive, has b-lls of steel, and is a genius with an angelic singing voice, he is truly amazing.
person 1: -singing-
person 2: “sh-t man, you have the voice of jaeden.
the most precious thing on earth. truely a gift from g-d. and your life wouldn’t be the same without him
b: aw, look at him, he’s just soooo cute
m: awww- that little one is adorable
b: he must be a jaeden
beautiful, gorgeous, very smart, gets what she wants! rich, hot!!! humerous not always popular but has great friends
jaeden is a pretty intelligent chick!
is awesome dude and is a mad dog!!!!….. he always wins in a fight and gets all the ladies!!! he has muscles of a g-d and better looking than a million male supermodels. he is the beast of s-xiness, indestructible and his name is used to describe everything awesome.
example 1
person 1: “wow that was awesome”
person 2: “yeah it was totally jaeden”
example 2
girl 1: “who’s that hot s-xy guy?”
girl 2: “i don’t know but he must be a jaeden”
girl 1: “yeah must be”
a book-loving person who names pets, pokemon, etc. after literary characters.
“aw, cute dog,. what’s his name?”
“atticus.” (to kill a mocking bird)
“woa so you’re a jaeden.”
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