the most bad-ss f-cker alive, has b-lls of steel, and is a genius with an angelic singing voice, he is truly amazing.
person 1: -singing-
person 2: “sh-t man, you have the voice of jaeden.
the most precious thing on earth. truely a gift from g-d. and your life wouldn’t be the same without him
b: aw, look at him, he’s just soooo cute
m: awww- that little one is adorable
b: he must be a jaeden
beautiful, gorgeous, very smart, gets what she wants! rich, hot!!! humerous not always popular but has great friends
jaeden is a pretty intelligent chick!
is awesome dude and is a mad dog!!!!….. he always wins in a fight and gets all the ladies!!! he has muscles of a g-d and better looking than a million male supermodels. he is the beast of s-xiness, indestructible and his name is used to describe everything awesome.
person 1: “wow that was awesome”
person 2: “yeah it was totally jaeden”
girl 1: “who’s that hot s-xy guy?”
girl 2: “i don’t know but he must be a jaeden”
girl 1: “yeah must be”
a book-loving person who names pets, pokemon, etc. after literary characters.
“aw, cute dog,. what’s his name?”
“atticus.” (to kill a mocking bird)
“woa so you’re a jaeden.”
- Jaegar bombs
a jaegar bomb is an alchoholic drink in which red bull is poured into a gl-ss and then a shot of jagermister is dropped in the gl-ss. dude we got hammered on jaegar bombs
the feeling one gets when aroused by a highly erotic dance that every women knows, but only performs when moderately or highly inhibited by alcohol or other such substances. daaaamn, that hoe made me splizunk for shizunk.
an expression proclaimed by men with a turkey neck fetish to indicate a female with excessive neck flab. check out the splunkalunk on gertrude!
- Jaggly Joogly
another word for c-mming in large amounts of semin.quarts of j-zz preferablly “dude, i totally jaggly joogly -ed all on her face last night”
a promiscuous loving man, who tends to favour enlightening others with his vast wit and p-n-s. he has a remarkable tendency to rise to the top of everything in life. hey i wish i was like jalpesh