jafaikans


people who were born in britain but talk like they want to be jamaican or whatever – jafaikan is the language of jafaikans.

person a: “blad listen up bwoi, this is da bizzle tho innit, i aint seen you for over 5 years brov”

person b: “still talking jafaikan eh, i stopped being one of the jafaikans a long time ago, and now i work for a big recording company as a producer – all that jafaikan is soooo like 2007 yeah – looks like youve still got wogmania”!.
jafaikans = white boy/girl pretending to be jamaicans copying hair stiles etc…
all these d-mn jafaikans giving jamaicans a bad rep round here…
jafaikan is the language of british people who talk in a fake jamaican accent and use words like ‘bizzle’ ‘blad”shizzle’ ‘innit’ etc etc etc

they arent always white either, theres a lot of asian and black jafaikan speakers out there.
“chill out blad, look at them beanies cutchin over there innit tho”

“you what mate? oh right youre a f-ckin jafaikan yeah”?

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