Jaffer


something that exceeds one’s expectations…something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. derived from the rhyzo school of linguistics!!
have you seen the new paris hilton home p-rno…its an absolute jaffer!!!
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this is a variant of the arabic name jaffar and it means “stream”. this was the name of the brother of imam ali, who was killed fighting against byzantium in the 7th century. according to tradition, he later appeared to the prophet muhammad in the form of an angel.”jaffer” is only used for males.
jaffer is the most intelligent boy in the school.

person1: what do you think of jaffer?
person2: umm..he’s charming but i think he’s a little bit full of himself.
person1: i think he’s the nicest person i’ve ever met.
its really just a cookie.
“uhm,” explained ty the british kid, “would you like a chocolate chip jaffer?”
an individual who puts others first and truly enjoys a good time, origin in the t dot.
sheri, nancy, shannon and caroline are complete jaffers!
when someone is very c-cky doing something easy which leads to an epic fail.

the word comes from the canadian politician jaffer who thought the conservatives respected him thus portraying his family and followers as an epic fail.
the leafs were going to score on an open net, but missed after showing off and fell into the boards. one h-ll of a jaffer.
a pre-p-b-scent boy,esp. as one taunted into having ill-advised s-x with older ladies. provocative statement hinting at male virginity.
wayne rooney was such a jaffer with the granny.
a professional gaffe or lapse in judgement by a well-known public figure (especially a politician). a mistake of epic proportions.
i used my wife’s office on parliment hill to make long distance phone calls for phone s-x; what a huge jaffer that was

dude, i think that quitting your job scouting for the new york yankees to break into p-rn might have been a total jaffer.

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