Jager Nuts
the aggressive inflation of a man’s t-st-cl-s. this is most commonly caused by the discontinuation of his self-prescribed adderall. on occasion, the inflammation of the t-st-cl-s does not cease until they have expanded to the size of tennis b-lls.
person #1 “dude, my d-ck is so huge right now. i didn’t take my adderall today.”
person #2 “oh sick, you have jager nuts? my cousin had those once. he ended up puncturing them with a rusty tire iron! they ruptured and sprayed his grandmother with jager juice.
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