Jagermeister
jägermeister (“hunt master”) is a german bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. it should be served icy cold to tame its -ssertive herbal flavor.
jäger gets you f-cked up all nice like.
a.k.a. liquid crack. it will make you do things most liquor won’t.
its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up s-xing up fat chicks.
social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick’s pants.
if you want to bang that chick, i suggest you buy her a jagermeister.
h-ll in a bottle. a german liquor that hitler invented as an alternative means of killing jews.
i drank 12 shots of jagermeister, puked everywhere, and got head from a fat chick.
an excellent liquor that tastes like cough syrup and will put some hair on your -ss, drink at your own risk
i was hammered off that jagermeister
(n) a brown, thick, tasty, german liquor. jagermeister is german for hunter master. it goes great with root beer or 151. look for the green bottle with the deer on it.
wow, this jagermeister is so tasty. i sure wish i had some more.
best enjoyed chilled and accompanied with chronic.
if you drink it with red bull, it makes a jager bomb.
summertime is primetime for drinking jagermeister.
jagermeister does not contain deer blood. that’s an urban legend.
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