jaguar
in the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for s-x from their 20 something prey.
i was eaten by a jaguar last night.
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luxury car manufacturer.
ooh aah, jag-u-ah
jaguar is a maker of luxury cars originally from great britain, whose main compet-tors are mercedes-benz, bmw, infiniti, acura and the like. it is now a subsidiary of ford and is the same company as land rover. jaguars have always been loved for their sleek styling, but before the ford buyout, reliability was a big problem as the cars would often break down spontaneously. however, since the merger, the beauty has stayed while reliability is at an all time high. my 2003 x-type, for example, has over 60,000 miles and has never had a problem, something a jag owner 20 years ago would have considered great luck. all and all, they’re great cars.
jaguars are great cars, benz and bimmer people should really think about coming over to the brit side.
a large, wild, carnivorous cat most easily recognized by its tawny, spotted fur coat.
a jaguar ate my baby.
jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:
a: have never been in or driven one.
b: fail to admit they wish they’d worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.
usually a chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything vauxhall & live on a council estate. d’uuuuuuh, basball-cap, burrrrrrrbreeee!!!!
i love my xjs, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. luxury & speed in utter silence! catch me if you can la-hooooo-zah …!
just wished i’d studied harder, man i could afford a real car, like a jaguar!
a group of large cats able to kill young horses, mythilogical creatures, and destroy curtains made of metal alloys.
the jaguars own the steelers
the purported “first 64-bit system”, released by atari in 1993. failed miserably due to poor marketing and extremely cr-ppy games.
you haven’t played cr-ppy games until you’ve played them on an atari jaguar.
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