Jaguox


a mythical creature sp-wned from an ox and a jaguar mating. has the body and speed of a jaguar with the size and strength of a oxen. lives and dominates both the savana and the jungles of africa. average weight of 500 lbs. and a length of 7 feet. symbol of a speed, strength, power, and intelligence.
in the time of beasts the jaguox dominated the savana to the jungle.

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