Jaheseus


an odd way of saying jesus, used by tom waits in the song filipino box spring hog. it has few practical conversational uses, but it is an interesting word.
an excerpt from filipino box spring hog-
from the alb-m mule variations-
tom waits-

“jaheseus christ i can always
make room, when they’re
cookin’ up a filipino box spring hog”

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