JAHOYFT
acronym: just ask her out you fscking tool. coined by joystickit on the ars technica forums, 29 january 2002.
q: so i met this girl. i really like her, but i don’t know what i should do about it. i’m kinda scared of girls, actually. anybody have any advice?
a: jahoyft!
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acronym for “just ask her out you fscking tool”
dude, stop being a p-ssy and jahoyft
originated on the ars technica forums, specifically the lounge.
“sure she might be interested but you’ll never know like that, jahoyft”
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