the process of opening the iphone to writing. apple released some sh-tty apps with the release of the iphone and ipod touch. a group of people decided to give the iphone to the people, saying ” i paid for my iphone, i will do whatever i g-dd-mn want with it.” many people don’t have the b-lls to do it fearing that they might turn their device into a brick. the methods have become very simple now with methods like ziphone or ibricker. it voids your warranty on the ipod touch or iphone but a quick restore and its like nothing ever happened, your warranty is back in effect.
chicks dig me now that i have jailbroken my ipod touch.
word most likely made up by typical apple users who had no idea that the word “cracked” already existed, among other things.
now that my ipod is jailbroken i can fill it up with mostly useless apps and games and impress my friends.
a term used for a iphone that has been illegally manipulated to use a network that it isn’t on.
my iphone is from at&t, but it has been jail broken, so it can connect to verizon’s network.
the past tense term of “jailbreak” and “jailbreaking”, when you jailbreak/get root access to your ios device or apple tv.
non-jailbroken ipod user: duuuude my ipod has angry birds
jailbroken ipod user: i can fake my location and get metasploit!
non-jailbroken ipod user: how?
jailbroken ipod user: just jailbreak your ipod and cydia will let you get as many apps as you want.
non-jailbroken ipod user: aw f-ck no.
- smells of tears and shame
the aftermath smell when one buddy takes one for the team that was a great party last night but “insert name” room smells of tears and shame.
- smitty werbenjeggermanjensen
the guy from spongebob. he was #1!
n. a small pouch of fabric used to snugly encase the male genitalia (frank and beans) while surfing, restricting the t-st-cl-s from retreating into the body cavity plural: smurries or smurae origins: early polynesian canoes have been found with carvings depicting the tying of the smurray, a coming of age ceremony when boys are first […]
- sm*t nasty hoe
when the door kn-b falls off because its lifespan was extended to the maximum. therefore resembling the female wh-r- species. commonly known as sk-nk with cr-ppy make up jobs who sit on the street to suck p-n-s for money and a life long job. too bad she has herpes; and the female just doesnt get […]
- foie gras
foie gras is a french ingredient, which is the duck liver, and fatted. the ducks or goose that they use are overfeeded by a funnel sometimes, this is illegal in some places of the world. it can also be combined with fine truffles. pâté de foie gras served picnic-style with a sauternes wine and bread. […]