a sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding jesus, but also allah and probably every other deity) after a period of incarceration. usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. oddly, given the separation of church and state that we’re supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. everyone from your local meth dealer to manuel noriega, dictator of panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly “oldest ones in the book”.
typical jailhouse conversion:
crack dealer: your honor, i found jesus in the dade county jail.
judge: big deal, this is florida, every third guy in there is named jesus….
- spanish armada
the people who mow my lawn. i was sleeping soundly on my day off until i was awoken by spanish armada outside doing landscaping. the talented set of players brought in by steve archibald when ardrieonians f.c., so-called because they were of spanish nationality. with this group of new players added to the squad, led […]
the coolest person alive! goes by the name of sparkzz his real name is terry hunter and he is the most s-xiest and hottest person to live!!! yehhh thats rite dayumnnnn yu see sparkzz today??? he lookin fineee
to physically consume or use too much of something to the point in which you can not do it again. 1- ahh dude too much lays potato chips. 2- i bet you could eat more. 1- no way i so zorned from lays chips.
a man with no real job that mooches his way into your conversations, parties, ect. he smells like baloney and runs like a chicken. he thinks he knows everything and is an expert and gossip on how people should live their lives. he often offends people and hates confrontation. he will try to date women […]
drunk beyond reason. i was twitterpasted last night