jailwaiting
as implied by the terminology, the ongoing act or initial start of “waiting” for a certain “jailbait” to be old enough to no longer be jailbait so the lecherous m-sses can safely ogle at the person in question.
a: wow, take in the sight of that delicious slab of meat.
b: careful, that one is jailbait.
a: in that case, i’ll resort to jailwaiting.
b: still means you’re a lech.
Read Also:
- pavlov's ashtray
the phenomenon whereby the sound made by tapping your pipe or bong stem in an ashtray will call every stoner within earshot. tap pavlov’s ashtray and let’s start a safety meeting.
- cunoushe
a compound word for c-nt and doushe. a way to har-ss the ones you hate or the ones you love:) cousin: hey my boyfriend is acting like such a cunoushe today, i might break up with him
- harlynn
she is a very pretty girl that usually has very big b–bs.she can be very wild and fun. your b–bs make u look like a harlynn
- kyliar
smart s-xy guy who is calm but mess with his family and he will give you h-ll. “kyliar was cool until i talked about his girl.”
- maryland mud crab
the act of p–ping on a crab then jamming it in your v-g-n- while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly b-tton to later lick it out luke gave her a maryland mud crab for valentine’s day