jairene
pr-nounced: jai·ree·nuh
belongs to a rare breed of minions, with an insatiable love of bananas and pootatohhhs.
a jairene puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
known as a “bawse”, a jairene is typically a female, quick to anger and yell “i hate youuuu”!
with a rare talent of making up silly words (usually with s-xual connotations) jairenes are also commonly too attractive for their own good.
person 1: hey, how was your new day at work?
person 2: terrible, i have a really mean bozz…
person 1: oh, so you got a jairene…
person 1: i need a nickname, any ideas
person 2: how about “walking -rg-sm”?
person 1: (facepalm).. you just did a jairene..
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