Jak Westall
an amazingly s-xy person, well hung and an absolute god.
ohh sh-t, i can hardly walk after last night with jak westall.
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- ligarette
when your high as f-ck and your too f-cking lazy to say “give me the lighter and cigarette.” “sam! give me the f-cking ligarette…”
- Platysalad
the s-xual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner’s p-n-s hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female’s belly b-tton. woah. last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! it was epic!
- Ligger Line
when a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their b-n-rs slap each other. -thwap- -thwap- -thwap- stupid kid: “dad, what’s that noise coming from upstairs?” dad: “oh, that’s just our ligger line! wanna come join us?” stupid kid: “yeah!!! yay!!! woohoo!!!”
- Sandy Pearl
an invisible object that is created when someone has had the characteristics of a sandy v-g-n- for too long (as sand in an oyster eventually becomes a pearl) felicia has been such a b-tch this week, she even laid a sandy pearl.
- Santa Frinst
the santa frinst is the ultimate car for smokeing in. this is the slang term for the hundai santa fe suv. it comes standard with a radar detector, tinted windows, and a front ram bar. did you smoke in the santa frinst lately? no, thats how it always smells. the santa frinst has enough shake […]