Jake Benson
the angle of deaths little bro
ezekiel 25:17. “the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of jake benson. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. and jake benson will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. and you will know my name is the lord when jake benson lay’s my vengeance upon you!
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