jake burger
someone with the biggest c-ck imaginable (89 inches!) and has a very tight b-tthole. give his -ss a squeeze and you’ll be like “holy f-cking sh-t i want to go again!” because jake now has a game at disney world called “fluffy -ss”
son: daddy, i want to be like jake burger when i grow up!
dad: son where the f-ck did you hear about jake burger
son: you
dad: oh you must’ve seen my g-y p-rn magazines. jake burger is my idol.
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