the cutest thing ever. he gives really good hugs and you can’t ever get enough of him. he’s an amazing human, especially to kaylee.
did you see that jake chaparro? he’s really attractive.
- slip cat
when the d-ck misses the v-g-n-l entrance during s-xual intercorse i completely slip-catted last night with ashley, went into the back door instead
1. a word used to give an alternative, or another opinion. a synonym for but; however; even though most teachers are over 30, resonutually jessica’s teacher is 27.
a stupid mistake. this kid was a mistake, lets name him/her spinich.
love my little mango one of the many initialisms that originates from agriculture slang. lmlm implies that although your situation isn’t ideal, you are still optimistic about the situation. -in and out is out of ginger ale but they offer you 7 up instead “lmlm, it’s fine. i like 7 up”
- polishing the jag
describes having a posh w-nk, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom i walked in and he was polishing the jag