Jake Demary


a term used for a middle-aged, tech-savvy male who enjoys playing first person shooters via headset with young boys. he often does this while eating large amounts of ice cream and scissor-tainting.
you want to hang out tonight? maybe go sailing?

no, im gonna hang out with my cats and pull a jake demary!

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