Jake Herwitz
a main character in the online sketch jake and amir. he’s considered the ‘cool guy’ but is also very insecure about himself. he makes fun of the other main character, amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.
amir: “do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?”
jake herwitz: “do you think i have an answer for every line of questioning? do you think i’m not gonna go to the park during lunch? does that make me insecure? you bet it does”
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