Jake Martin
a boy from degr-ssi season 11 in his junior year who is portrayed by justin kelly. many believe he is a unicorn as it is impossible to be the level of s-xy and adorable which he is. he wears a wide variety of plaid shirts and work boots which usually are not hot, but on him, they somehow are. he has flawless skin, is very tall and for some reason, when he talks, angels sing. he probably p–ps rainbows and lollipops. he fixes things like broken sinks and is also good with his hands (at carpentry and probably other things…). his girlfriend is clare edwards which is awkward because their parents are dating. this couples’ nickname is cake.
“jake martin would make fixing the toilet look s-xy!”
or,
“i love cake!”
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