Jake T. Austin


stars with selena gomez on disney. extremely cutee. charming and will grow up to be too hott for his own good. girls get a tissue for when you drool after seeing him. :p
omg! did you see jake t. austin last night?!
-the hottest “wizards of waverly place” star.

“look theres jake t. austin”
“thats the jake t. austin!”
an actor that currently plays max in a show called wizard of waverly place.
is currently dating jennifer quiros who will be an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie.
daisy:”oh my gosh, did you know jake t. austin is dating jennifer quiros”

kristen: “no, but who the h-ll is that?”

daisy:”she’s an extra in the wizards of waverly place movie!”

kristen:” oh well than, lucky b-tch”

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