jaked


completely and totally f-cked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually -ssociated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting
jake got totally f-ckin jaked at the party last weekend.
to be completely intoxicated from alcohol. extremely drunk. (especialy from dewars or glenfiddich, maybe guinness).
yo fool, you should of seen paul last night, man….he was jaked!
to be dropped off at a random location, not by choice.
jake: man that b-tch made out with some one right in front of me
matt: so what did you do?
jake: i dropped that b-tch off at a gas station
matt: hahaha man that b-tch got jaked
v/adj.
1. to be extremely intoxicated
2. to get f-cked over
3. to be a mcmillen
4. to get caught out by the po po or to be not stealth as to lead to getting caught out by dem po-po.
yo libby, you are so j4l (jaked for life)
-v.-(jay-k-ed) 1. to be tricked or fooled in such a way that you are completely surprised punked 2. to be the victim of a “hit it & quit it.”
1. “dude, that guy got jake’d at the party, it was hilarious.”

2. ” i met him, we had s-x and then he left, i guess i was jake’d.”
to be really high or drunk. or to just be completly unfoucused, as if there are three people speaking directly to you, and you are busy starring at your hands.
hey john are you alright.(huh???)
dude your jaked.
haha i went to lala land with pepe and chichi
to get absolutely drunk beyond recognition.
guy #1: that guy’s just downed 16 jagerbombs and 8 double jd & c-ke’s.

guy #2: woah! that guy’s gonna be jake’d!

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