jakeonmalia
when a jake goes to malia with the lads and gets contacts to replace his gl-sses because he knows girls out there won’t think he has little eyes because thats what everyone who knows he wears gl-sses thinks, he also doesn’t wear shorts for the whole holiday and instead goes out in formal attire.
girl 1: who is that spicy mysterious character and why isn’t he wearing shorts?
girl 2: i dunno but he’s kinda s-xy and his eyes are of normal size
jake: my target is 2 girls a night
everyone: woooo jakeonmalia
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