Jakes Cutlass


know around the world as the slowest f-ckin piece of sh-t on four wheels. period. unfortunatly it will hold the not so promising gm 3.1 liter of fun. you can hear a jakes cutl-ss far away by its raspy exhaust and its lopey cam at idle.
“when driving my honda last night, i totally destroyed a jakes cutl-ss”.

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